koalas

i wonder if this is true?

"Koala bears may spontaneously combust when isolated from their group due to a build up of eucylyptus oil on the tops of their heads. They cannot reach this area to clean it and rely on other koalas to groom them, hence when isolated for a long time the oil builds up and in extreme heat can ignite and explode the koala. This has been blamed for many bush fires."

rent a german

http://www.rentagerman.de/

amazing house

a friend of mine worked on this amazing place that's aparently falling apart and was whilst being made because the owner would not listen to advice - in fact, it has many problems. but hey - you gotta dream it.

http://www.tdrinc.com/tsuihs.html

Celebrity stupid - P. Diddy

and this guy is glorified? no wonder he resorts to bullying and guns. fuck this cracks me up! even more than his name!

The wisdom of P Diddy

P Diddy:
"Women are more different than anything, any
creature, (any) beautiful animal in the world.
They're just the most complex, different. I
don't think no human being has been able to just
figure out the woman. As complicated as I'm
explaining it to you, that's how it is."


(FYI: Diddy has started filming Making The Band 3,
where 19 girls compete for a place in his
new girl band. He says it's going to be good TV,
"having their monthly cycles coming together.")

Microphone-nuzzling politico

a Lithuanian right-wing politician caught off-guard by the camera.

soooo fucking wrong! but very funy.

i wonder how may ppl had loved that mic before him!

if anyone knows his name - please to be tellink me.

http://www.compromat.ru/main/ne_rossiya/litsustauskas.htm

Tardigrada

i LOVE this lil guy! like a dinosaur but 'is toes look plantlike to me!

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordLandingES/Ecology/Miscellaneous/Water%20Bear/Tardigrada.jpg
microscopic yet indestructable, you can freeze them, dry them, fold them - they will appear dead, but live on.

"Tardigrades were able to withstand being heated for a few minutes in 151 degrees Celsius and survive being chilled for days in temperatures up to minus 200 degrees Celsius. "

freaky!

http://www.iwu.edu/~tardisdp/tardigrade_facts.html

how to dry moist cocaine

got this in my inbox. no idea if it realy works. who can afford to find out?

TOP TIP:
If you're accidentally forced to take cocaine in a very hot and humid country, simply acquire a common slab of marble (small) and place it in the microwave for 4 mins. Presto! you now have a cutting surface that is extremely porous and absorbs all moisture from your precious gak, leaving it fluffy, dry and splendidly granular. The marble retains the heat internally too, for a good working timescale of 15-20 minutes.

rathergood = Rather Good

this site is brilliant! the work of joel veitch, it is fun, silly, and fan-fugu-tastic! so simple and so full of enjoyment!

my faves are "we like the moon" "who's winning" and "first drink of the day".

the entire site is worth while though. don't limit yeself.

http://www.rathergood.com/

how're you healing?

a sexy prosthetic lady foot, with a handy fake vagina in the heel. Classy.
http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/ec322.html

crimson room

make sure you have plenty of patience and a few hours for this:

There are suppsoedly less than 4000 people in the world who can escape this room
... So have a try.

http://flash.qbol.net/pl;p/youxi/images/04042203.swf

There are 13 items hidden in this room in order to let you get out of this room.
If you found: 0-6 items, your IQ is very low,
total idiot 6-8 items, Low IQ, u r an idiot
9-10 items, u r normal 11-12 items, your IQ is high, above the average.
13 items found and get out of the room,
there are less than 4000 people in the world can do it.

The only clue I will give is "1994"

Cardinal Sin

best name for a religious leader?
Cardinal Sin: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/2899891.stm

Jelly nose spoon

What goes unmentioned is that the jelly appears to be in the shape of a cock. Simple, retarded joy for the whole family.
http://johnnysausage.com/index.php?mode=2&clipid=5&get=1