click on the piggie

http://members.cox.net/ladysarakat/piggy.swf

just the "explicit" N.W.A.

this is the entire N.W.A. "straight outta compton" album edited down to just the "explicit" content.

just right click on the titles and hit "save target as".

http://www.ni9e.com/

the monkey's in charge

last april, a police captain in Mesa, Arizona has applied for a$100,000 grant to train a Capuchin monkey as amember of his SWAT team.

Heil Monkey!

Russians re-enact WWII with Nazi apes

Britain's VE celebrations have Will Young, Daniel Bedingfield and Cliff Richard.
In what way does this honour such a momentous occasion? The civic leaders of Yekaterinaburg have got it right. From Sunday, a circus show will dress monkeys as Nazis and have them act out wartime stories, to celebrate the Soviet victory.

Anatoly Marchevsky, director of the circus, said he opted for monkeys to represent Nazis because it was easy to design costumes for them.

"You can not dress a horse like a Nazi," he claimed. He originally intended to have leopards act as Nazis as, he said, "Leopards are carnivores. And they fit ideally when it comes to representing aggressors." However, Marchevsky acknowledged, it was "almost impossible" to dress leopards in Nazi uniforms.

-- from popbitch in april

Kitten rubber-band attack

defend your home from an infestation of horribly cute kittens

by shooting them down with rubber bands from your fingers.

a little too much fun. heh.

http://games.leenks.com/?page=game&gid=47

Found! The longest bird penis ever

wassa????? jeeeeebus!

"North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever - a 42.5cm organ belonging to a duck."

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

Modern Toss

short, silly, fun. no 2 is sillier than 1 even.

http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/04/modern-toss-1.html