not the top tip

NOT THE TOP TIP:

Fool your mates into thinking you have just eaten a yummy jam tart,

simply by rubbing your belly and saying

"Mmmm, that was a yummy jam tart."

Misheard circumcision lyric

takes a little while for the music to load. be patient. it's sooooooooo way worth it!

UNCUT! OOHH!!!

Misheard circumcision lyric

The Finnish version of the Duck Tales theme sounds very much, to an English-speaker's ear, like an anti-circumcision song. The joy of this is that the less likely the lyrics, the more plausible they seem when you hear the actual tune. Altogether now, "And Sanskrit ain't got hoot to say 'bout uncut! Oohh!"

http://uncutohh.ytmnd.com/

engrish star wars

someone identifying himself as "matthew in beirut" bought a dvd of revenge of the sith that has english subtitles translated from the chinese translation.

i think my two fave mistranslations are:

"he big in nothing
important in good elephant"

and

"he the my brothers
in elephant is smaller"

!?!?!?!?!?!?

http://americaninlebanon.blogspot.com/2005/07/backstroke-of-west.html

mangled animal newspaper stunt

some guy called "CCC" entered digitally disfigured beasts into a 'cutest pet' competition.

the expose article is hillarious and the pics at the bottom are ridiculous!

he's apparently forced the judges to conduct "forensic tests" on all further entries!!!!!

http://www.preciouspetscompetition.blogspot.com

Worst ever meet and greet

don't quote me on the below quote - it might not be true, i just read it is all. why do i care? who cares! brit didn't!

Worst ever meet and greet

"On the last Britney tour in the US, ten lucky winners were invited backstage to meet their idol. Overjoyed and dumbstruck with excitement they were taken into Miss Spears' dressing room where one of her assistants turned on a VCR and played a video message thanking them for being fans. The video ended with Britney telling the fans how much she loved them but was too busy to meet them in person."

lose weight with AIDS

i know i shouldn't.

but i am far too compelled.

someone will hate me for this:

http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/08/lose-weight-with-aids.html