very cute url joke

very cute url joke

requires sound.

http://www.iiiiiiii.com/

what's worse than monsters under your bed?

Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1594675066/b3ta-21/026-9161960-4129212

most disappointing porn venue ever!

palazzo apparently means "palace".

so you can imagine my excitement when i heard of

the palazzo labia in vienna!

i ran to my computer, did a search & lo and behold!!!!!

most disapointing porn venue ever!

lol - the curtains may not be beef, but at least they're red!

as for the soundtrack,

there's just no way that is gonna git my bacon a shakin!

http://www.palazzolabia.com/

new site

i have a new website. it's just the bare bones at the moment.

www.geocities.com/cadaverworld

Necro-swallows of DOOM!

thanks B3ta!

This was interesting - a photographer makes up
some story based on his observations of a
swallow "trying to save" its dead friend.
"Please wake up!" and so on. Then some science
bloke comes in and spoils it all by explaining
that it was actually trying to fuck the corpse.
Nice.
http://snipurl.com/necrodoom

joke

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench.
Two of the figures had black weenies, but the one in the middle had a pink weenie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assistance. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society...

"In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink weenie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, a young man in a Kentucky T-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied.
"In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. They're just three Kentucky coalminers, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch..."